A friend of mine sent me this today. I thought I would share it with all of you as I found it to be pretty funny. If you can, take a break from whatever you are doing, suspend reality for a moment and enjoy something a little ridiculous...
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Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chicken At Motel -
January 29th, 2009 Forte Wayne Indiana

Michael Bessigano was arrested early Wednesday morning after a lot of blood and feathers were found all over his motel room by a cleaning lady. All police needed to hear was that Michael Bessigano had been staying in the room the night before. Well, that was all they needed to know before they found the dead chicken. Michael likes to paint cat-like stripes on his body and refer to himself as “the master of cats.” But this was a chicken not a cat!? Michael apparently doesn't discriminate. Michael Bessigano is a habitual animal abuser. Bessigano's animal abuse dates back to 1991 when he was arrested twice, once after being accused of breaking a rooster's neck that had rejected his advances and once after he was found in a neighbor's goose pen apparently attempting to get some of the geese in the mood by molesting them. He was also accused of having sex with and killing a Rottweiler at a rural Crown Point ranch in 1992. For that he was convicted of theft and cruelty to an animal, and was imprisoned until 1994. Only a month after his release, he was arrested in connection with the attempted theft of a German shepherd from a property in St. John Township. He claims that since he was a small child he has slept with everything from dead animals to raccoons. He freely admitted to the police that he killed the chicken while having sex with it. Bessigano faces 7 ½ years in prison if convicted on both charges.

See you at the tables,

MJ

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